the way he pronounces words just tickles my brain

i love people who are continuously surprised that there aren’t men kissing in marvel

utterly infuriating that tumblr’s porn ban just hit sex workers and queer creators and i still regularly get five pornbot followers a week whose posts are Just stolen pictures of naked women and somehow they never get flagged

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

the day of reckoning is upon us

- Jesus on the Cross

This movie has a 97% on Rotten Tomatoes. A friend and I are about to investigate ourselves. Will report back on whether or not the Cage renaissance continues

I don’t even have a witty retort, “Pig” is honestly just really good

milfs love me it pays off being a manlet

i would like that.

I just. really wanted an Azula redemption arc. was it too much to ask

Ok so that was the wrong picture

ARE YOU GUYS KIDDING ME

the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage 

apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you

remember when tumblr said we could monetize our blogs and then nothing happened.

speak for yourself broke boy

friends to lovers never had a bad track. “scared i’ll ruin what we have” SLAPS. “friendship cuddles while secretly dying inside” BANGER. “teasing each other and holding eye contact for a little too long” KILLS ME. and don’t even get me STARTED on “screaming i love you in the middle of a heated argument.”

Why is it that bullies can always tell you’re lgbt or like neuroatypical way before you can 😭

New diagnostic tool: a middleschooler